I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An Aisian failed a test

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Mooses

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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