- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Anyone can post anything.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Poker? I barely even know her.

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