- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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