A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Your sex life.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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