Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

mark is religion

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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