- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What ryhmes with turtle rape

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