What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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