Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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