Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Women's rights

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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