what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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roy g biv

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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