What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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im not food

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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