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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Worms don't like apples.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A black man comes home from work.

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Justin

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Anti Joke

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