One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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