- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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