A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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