What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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