- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Ron Paul for President!

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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