A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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I love you

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Maths.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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