What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Homo say what?

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What's one plus one? two.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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