- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

AIDS

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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