- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Praise Paisley

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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