Who has no penis Religious Believers

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I am a mime

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Get on the boat.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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haha

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Well this is pointless.....

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