what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Praise Paisley

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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