Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Raveena Thandhan

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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