- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

knock knock Dave's not here.

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