What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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