A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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