- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Tilt your screen back

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Irish sobriety

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

I am dyslexic

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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