- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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