- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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