And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How many light bulbs? 1

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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