What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Women's Rights

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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