some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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