- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Hi, my name is Jake.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what is orange? an orange

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Call of Duty is a good game.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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