- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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