What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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