- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Ask me if im a tree? No

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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