A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Your mam is so fat.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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