- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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