- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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