NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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