What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A man died.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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