Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What is red? A rock painted red

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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