- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Get on the boat.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

go F*** yourself

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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