What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I went to work today....

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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