A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Anti Joke

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