- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

oh hey.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

can you pass the soap?

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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