- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

drew edminstin is a rat

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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