A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

joke under this line wins _________________________

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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