- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What is a jew in space? Dead

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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