Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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